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please, blessed deity, tell me this isn't in your home with all the lovely nice furniture.
Mwahahaha! No indeed, that would be like wearing polyethylene terephthalate 'fleece' 'sweaties' whilst languidly sipping a Brunello and reading Paz on the Indonesian settee (which you haven't seen but no doubt can imagine). I'm just hideously short of absurd stories at the moment. Haven't managed to get lost in weeks! If I can think of a topic I can stay away from the ugly pictures for a while...
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